ok.

young fogey.

starfleetinginterest:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

(via voystok)

tsunderrorist:

"Mr Abbott, how do you respond to accusations that you are in fact a giant evil lizard sent here from Mars?"
*nervously licks eyeball*

(via rubee)

Your body is the piece of the Universe you’ve been given.

—Geneen Roth (via sci-universe)